Welcome to my blog! I feel so professional typing in this awesome 'text box' thingo that is to welcome viewers to my blog. Wait, are you viewers or readers? I don't know 'technical terms' obviously. Depends whether you're one of those people that actually take the time to read the words (readers) or if you're the type who just scrolls aimlessly over it (viewers). You're all great anyway. Like seriously if you're reading this I commend you greatly. Like seriously. Oh wow. I feel so professional. I mean my own blog is fairly cool, hey? Eh, not really seeing there's like a billion other blogs out there. But I'll make mine cool. Just you watch. It'll be cool. Not that I would really call all these random thoughts I am having and putting on a page for you to read very cool. But whoever you are, wherever you are, thank you for taking two minutes (or ten... depending on how fast you read. Personally I'd take like twenty.) to read/view/whatever my blog. You make me happy that you do because for some reason I take the time to do this. I'm going to be all very cliche now and say things like 'Tell your friends', 'Follow me', 'Keep reading' and 'I'll keep you up to date with the happenings in my thrilling life' etc etc etc.
Thank you, like seriously, much love,
Gabi xoxo (ooh do you like that little gossip girl sign off I added there?!) :)



Thursday, April 16, 2009

LIKE. WOW.

Hello hello!! If you're reading this whoever you are, wherever you are, I'm very happy that you are. Because that means I haven't sat up wasting an hour at 1am on a Thursday night/Friday morning/whatever. Wow. I just realised I'm up at 1am... writing a blog, by myself. Wow. That really sucks for me. ANYWAY... Considering this is my very first ever post (YAY for me!) I should probably tell you what you will be reading more of in upcoming blogs/posts/whatever you call them etc etc etc (basically, just what you're in for. keep reading. do it).
Starbucks, Saturdays and Sex. Good stuff. I really like Starbucks, like it tastes good and it kind of makes you look sophisticated and nearly famous when your holding a big fat (or skinny) latte with a lovely green Starbucks symbol on the side. Even if you look like a total train wreck after a large night out, dumping, emotional moment, etc. you still look fairly darn cool holding a yummy thing of Starbucks. And Saturdays... Mmm I love Saturdays. Look there's not much need for explanation here. It's the day you sleep in, have a big fat brekky and then go out and basically it's the day that fixes up and compensates (spellcheck that one for me please) for all the shitty days during the week because your teachers are fuck faces (Are you allowed to swear on a blog? I do. A lot. So the blog will just have to deal with it.). Or you could've had a really good week and Saturday is just the icing on the cake/cherry on top/etc, either way Saturdays make it to the title of my blog because they are awesome and I pretty much love them. And thirdly to make it to my title is 'Sex'. As you've probably realised all things mentioned in the title of my blog are things I love, and I'm not saying I don't "love" sex, I just don't know whether I love sex yet. Hands up who's a virgin? (My hand is up.) But considering I have a blog now, you'll probably be the first to know when I lose my V-Plates but currently I'm just an innocent little virgin teenager (Ew. I hate that word.). I actually just put the word "sex" in there because it sounds pretty cool and sophisticated when all the words start with the same letter. What's that called? And also, people like hearing about sex, admit it, you do. And if you don't, keep reading anyway.
But, fear not, my blog shall not just be all about Starbucks, Saturdays and sex. Because honestly, if I posted a blog about every Starbucks I had it would get a little repetitive and boring. So I shall put other stuff in here too! Like the annoying, troubling, ridiculously gorgeous men (or boys, to be more precise) in my life. Everyone likes hearing about other peoples love lives (or lack of), I know I do. And boarding school bitchiness/lovingness/etc. And just general bitchiness/lovingness/etc on everything. In other words you'll just be reading a whole load of my thoughts and opinions on things that don't even really apply to anything important in the first place. You'll love it, trust me. And if you don't love it, read it anyway, learn to love it and find other people (regardless of whether they'd love it or not) to read it to. And just so you know, I'm not a writer and I don't intend to be so don't criticise my lack of writing technique :)
Wow. It's quarter past two IN THE MORNING. I swear I'm like nocturnal. Actually probably not considering this is the first time I reckon I've stayed up this late alone all by myself. But that also means that I've spent at least a good hour writing this blog (an incredible effort for me I must say) so to reward my awesome efforts you must now "follow" my blog or whatever the go is on that and just basically read it all the time, ok? Deal? And (getting all cliche here) tell your friends to read it too and if you don't have friends tell a random on the street and if you don't get out much email/Facebook/MySpace/Twitter/etc etc etc (whatever form of internet communication you participate in) someone about it and if you don't have any of that jazz then go outside, sit on your roof and scream at the top of your lungs "READ THIS BLOG. ITS COOL." Sounds like a plan? I reckon :)
Well my eyes are getting droopy and my head kind of hurts from so much thinking/writing/typing/doing etc etc etc so good night to all. Check back here tomorrow or sometime soon because I really think I'm getting into this blog thing and I'll be writing more compelling stuff soon.

Nighty night (or morning), much love, Gabi :)

P.S. I reckon this blog thing is set on a different time zone because I know it's not 8.27AM unless I am a very confused person which I think I am not.
P.S.S Please comment/critisise/love me/ask many questions/all that jazz. That would be very nice. Thank you :)

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